Disordered Thoughts and Curmudgeonly Ramblings
Test your vocab
Apparently I know about 37,500 words, placing me just short of the 95th percentile for native English speakers. Excellent!
Try it out for yourself. For Science!
(Seriously. They need the data)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I’ve just spent over two hours trying to get an HTML email to render properly in Outlook.
I have never been this close to sending a death threat to Steve Balmer in my entire life.
Stupid Fat Hobbits!
Four Weddings is not a show I would consider watching in a million years, but the preview clip that’s been doing the rounds is hilarious.
Things I want to know…
a) Where in Hades did they dig up a Gollum impersonator?
b) How are the other brides completely unaware of who Gollum is?
c) Why do the other brides seem to think that they have a right to complain about the wedding being “ruined” by having Gollum there? You know, given that it’s not actually their wedding?
And – for the record – while I think this is hilarious I would not invite Gollum to my wedding 🙂
An example of perfect sound editing.
Yeah, what is it? Squaaww? Weeee? Quaaii? Ah! That’s it! SQUEEEE!
Perfect sound editing!
Oim takin’ this ta tha Proim Minista!
You know, as much as I’d like to think that the Tax department describes itself as the “Guv” and opens its emails with “G’day”, I rather suspect that this is a phishing scam…
G’day
We checked your account and we need to refund you 210.75 AUD.Please verifiy your account to receive your Tax Refund.
We also provide you a link to your account , for you to do a faster transaction.
Link to my account
P.S. Our staff needs to clarify your account status in the next 24 houres.We are sorry for the problems we may cause.
Best Regards,
Australian Guv. Tax Refund
Shame. An extra $200 would be useful 🙂
Wish that dream about Kelly Clarkson would come true…
Dreamt that I was caught in an earthquake last night. Woke up to discover there’d been one in Melbourne.
I’ve obviously become psychic!
(Now if only that dream about Kelly Clarkson would come true…)
Driving up the hits…
Made this AMAZING picture over the weekend and hardly anyone’s looked at it. Boo hoo 😉
LATER: OK, I have now received praise for my awsum inkscape skillz and am sufficiently pacified. Carry on!
Well, don’t we all?
There are some things you come across in life that, although puzzling, you really don’t want to know more about, because the explanations that occur to you are far more fantastic and entertaining than the reality could ever actually be. The speculation in your head is better than the facts.
As such I present this screen capture from Tyra Banks’ now defunct talk show Tyra…
How could any real explanation for that be better than the ones you can make up?
He likes to move it, move it
All music in the 1990s sounded like this…
Any music you hear from the 1990s that doesn’t sound like this is a remix designed to appeal to a post-90s audience.
Trust me. I was there.
Mr Ed – Live from Folsom Prison
Kate Middleton’s Eyes and Forehead – Neve Campbell’s Eyes and Forehead.
Mr Ed saying Hello – Johnny Cash saying Hello.
That is all.
