My landline is being very erratic. Telstra are going to come look at it, then decide whether they’re going to charge me for coming to look at it. Don’t know how often I’ll be able to hop online over the weekend, but it seems to be holding for now.
In any case, we’ve started on the road to H.O.L with the proposed foundation of Church and Munch.
Golden arches: Businessman wants to build McDonald’s in a church
A FAST-FOOD lovin’ entrepreneur has come up with a unique idea to entice people back into the Church.
Build a McDonald’s in it.
Paul Di Lucca’s McMass Project aims to get the congregation back by turning communion into a Happy Meal.
I believe there was a ‘rave church’ in London in the 90’s that offered communion in the form of consecrated Big Macs, but this really cuts out the middle man. Break out your Sponks!
a (without) + meso (middle) + nym (name)
A person with no middle name.
Use it responsibly folks!
Put the word “Cock” into the description.
In the last two days my recently posted photo of Green & Co has had over 40 views from people searching for “cock”, “penis or cock”, “cocks”, “penis or cock or xxx” and other variations.
Seriously, if you’ve selected Flickr for your pornography needs you need to have a good, long look at your life choices.
Once again the blog has stopped sending me emails when people comment, so please don’t mistake my lack of response for rudeness – it’s merely ignorance 😀
As of yesterday I’ve upgraded to version 4, so maybe that will fix it…
One shouldn’t laugh at foreigners for getting things that are obvious to oneself completely wrong, but sometimes it’s pretty hard.
For instance, the person from the UK who wrote us an angry email today because they couldn’t use one of our websites to send their brother a gift. Apparently the website kept rejecting the postcode, which simply isn’t good enough.
The address they were trying to send to?
Street Address: West Beach Adelaide SA New South Wales 5024
State: New South Wales
Which is more or less the equivalent of…
Street Address: Sopley Southampton Hants Cumbria BH23
…and no more likely to result in a successful delivery.
I know that international address formats can be confusing – I’ve had to deal with lots of them while coding some of our systems – but randomly throwing chunks of them at a form in the hopes that the computer will somehow be able to sort it all out can only be described as optimism of the most wild variety.
In Australia ‘route’ is pronounced ‘root’. But ‘router’ is pronounced ‘rauter’.
Now, can anyone tell me why? 🙂
Sometimes the brain experiences something so strange, so weird, so outside of normal, everyday expectation that it simply shuts down in protest. For example…
Let us not go to Japan. It is a silly place.
A question on Family Feud today was “Name a type of whale”.
This is probably the only time in Australian TV history that a studio audience have cheerfully yelled out the word “Sperm!”
(Outside of D.A.A.S Kapital anyway…)
Here’s something to try. Put on your headphones, load up Rooms on Fire by Stevie Nicks, then mentally block out Ms Nicks’ gravelly singing and just listen to the music.
Knock out the jingly bells, sharpen up the quality a bit and it’d sound just like Ladyhawke wouldn’t it? (Or more accurately Ladyhawke would sound just like it).
Pip Brown has learnt her lessons well!