Posts Tagged “Stupidity”

Essential Information for the New Year

by Purple Wyrm on January 4, 2016

Why is life so mysterious? It wasn’t, until George Washington broke the seal on the Oak Island money pit and released the ancient spirit of evil known as “Walt Disney”. Thanks George! What lessons from the Bible can be applied (…)

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I’m So Very Sorry…

by Purple Wyrm on July 28, 2013

In the Isles of Japan, There’s a place called Tokyo, That’s where we wanna go, To get away from it all… Bodies in their pods, Temples to the Shinto Gods, We’ll be falling in love, To the rhythm of a (…)

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The Wyrmworld Personality Test: 2012

by Purple Wyrm on November 13, 2012

With the end of the year fast approaching, it’s time to take stock and consider what one has accomplished over the last twelve months. To assist in this endeavour, Wyrmworld is proud to present our Personality Test for 2012! Simply (…)

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The History of the Ambar Dynasty

by Purple Wyrm on June 8, 2012

1400 – Establishment of the Royal House of Hutz-Ambar by King Eddercrumb the 1st – an indigent Pure Finder blessed with Royal Blood by a magical wizard. 1412 – King Eddercrumb constructs the Castle of Rinds 1414 – The Castle (…)

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Work-a-day Blues

by Purple Wyrm on April 13, 2012

Client: This order didn’t go through the checkout properly! Help! Me: Yes, you’re right. OK, we’re troubleshooting it and will keep you posted. Some time later… Client: I tried putting the order through again and it didn’t work! Me: Yes, (…)

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A Dark Place

by Purple Wyrm on January 14, 2012

So, am I sailing the ocean blue, heading for adventures in New Zealand? No, I am not. I am sitting in my apartment in Perth wallowing in a nasty combination of embarrassment, humiliation, disappointment, anger and worry about how much (…)

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The Stupid Country

by Purple Wyrm on December 8, 2011

60% of Australians are idiots

Why I Laugh?

by Purple Wyrm on August 2, 2011

I have no truck with the Gregorian Calendar!

Things they don’t want you to know…

by Purple Wyrm on July 1, 2011

He likes to move it, move it

I’ma to stupid too think for maself!

by Purple Wyrm on April 8, 2011

Google is ruining everything!