One of these days I’m going to program a text adventure game titled Pathetic Cave Adventure. It starts…
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
If you open the mailbox, you get arrested for mail fraud and the game ends. If you try and open the boarded front door, you get arrested for breaking and entering and the game ends. If you try to walk anywhere you get arrested for trespassing and the game ends. If you do nothing for more than a few rounds you get arrested for loitering and the game ends