Category: Silliness and Randomness

This is Not a Dream

…this is not a dream, not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation…

Dagoth Ur Welcomes You

I’m putting these lyric here so I can find them quickly when necessary.

(I shall leave the circumstances under which finding these lyrics quickly would be necessary to your imagination.)

Dagoth Ur welcomes you,
My sweet persistent friend,
To this place where destiny’s made,
Why have you come unprepared?

Nerevar, friend or traitor,
Come and look look upon the heart,
I wait for you, countless ages,
On your next incarnation,

What a grand innocence!
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
Did you get the false Sunder?
So naive! Shame on you!

Moon-and-Star, I’m Dagoth Ur,
And I’m a God, there’s no escape,
So come to me and bring Wraithguard,
Through fire and war, where we last met,

Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth,

Ha-ha-ha-ha, oh dear me,

Ozostium Aranthus Welcomes You

You may well accuse me of seeing Dagoth Ur everywhere, but you have to admit that the new Ozostium Aranthus model for Necromunda has serious Dagoth Ur energy.

Moon and Star I’m Ozostium Aranthus and I’m a god there’s no escape,
Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur….

(‘serious Dagoth Ur energy’ is not a phrase anyone should ever have to type)

Welcome to MacArthur Park

MacArthur Park is melting,
Green icing running down,
Somebody left the cake out in the rain,

And I don’t think that I can take it!
‘Cause it took so long to bake it!
And I’ll never have that recipe again!

MACARTHUR PARK!
MACARTHUR PAR-AR-ARK!!
IT’S MELTING!!