Ozostium Aranthus Welcomes You

You may well accuse me of seeing Dagoth Ur everywhere, but you have to admit that the new Ozostium Aranthus model for Necromunda has serious Dagoth Ur energy.

Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur, Dagoth Ur….
Moon and Star I’m Ozostium Aranthus and I’m a god there’s no escape,

(‘serious Dagoth Ur energy’ is not a phrase anyone should ever have to type)

Welcome to MacArthur Park

MacArthur Park is melting,
Green icing running down,
Somebody left the cake out in the rain,

And I don’t think that I can take it!
‘Cause it took so long to bake it!
And I’ll never have that recipe again!

MACARTHUR PARK!
MACARTHUR PAR-AR-ARK!!
IT’S MELTING!!

Evil. Science. Magic. Buddies

  • Evil Science and Magic Buddies
  • Science Evil and Magic Buddies
  • Buddy Magic and Evil Science
  • Magic Evil and Buddy Science
  • Evil Magic and Buddy Science
  • Buddy Science and Evil Magic
  • Evil Buddies and Science Magic
  • Evil Science and Buddy Magic
  • Magic Science and Evil Buddies
  • Magic Evil and Science Buddies
  • Evil Magic and Science Buddies
  • Buddy Evil and Science Magic
  • Science Buddies and Magic Evil
  • Magic Buddies and Evil Science
  • Buddy Magic and Science Evil
  • Magic Science and Buddy Evil
  • Science Magic and Evil Buddies
  • Science Evil and Buddy Magic
  • Magic Buddies and Science Evil
  • Science Buddies and Evil Magic
  • Buddy Science and Magic Evil
  • Buddy Evil and Magic Science
  • Evil Buddies and Magic Science
  • Science Magic and Buddy Evil

I hope this has been enlightening

Gladiator Song

For fifteen pennies and a box of matches,
He’ll tell you about the things he catches,
Up in the rafters,
Down in the basement,
Running to the window sill to open up the casement,

Leaping high above the daily drama,
Only stopping for a Swedish Llama,
Quick with a jab,
Then with a cut,
Slamming all the windows shut,

You can’t tell exactly what he’s going to do,
Asking everybody for a light except for you,
Fifteen pennies and some matches from Peru,
If you doubt, call it out, with a shout!

A List of Entirely Fictional Women I am Embarrassingly Obsessed With

One of a series of posts documenting my precarious mental state for purposes of education and enlightenment.

Miranda Feigelsteen – Mysterious Ways (TV Show)
Miki – FreakAngels (Comic)
Abby Lockheart – ER (TV Show)
Lorelai Gilmore – Gilmore Girls (TV Show)
Claudia Donovan – Warehouse 13 (TV Show)
Talla Keyali – The Orville (TV Show)
Adora Belle Dearheart – Going Postal (Novel)
Abby Sciuto – NCIS (TV Show)
Susan Ptolemy – Giant Days (Comic)
Sara Sidle – CSI (TV Show)

I’m sure there are more, so I’ll add them as I think of them.

Shaggy, this isn’t a Weed…

Alan Titchmarsh: This is a holly, but it’s not spiky, it’s a small leaved form named Ilex crenata…

Me: Ilex crenata! Prowl off! Jump an prance! Ilex crenata! Prowl off! Jump an prance! Ilex crenata gal prowl off! Gal yuh fi jump an prance!

I Get Up and Nothin’ Gets Me Down

The last humans to leave Low Earth Orbit were the crew of Apollo 17 in December 1972. Rock band Van Halen was founded in 1973. This means that NASA just missed the opportunity to play Van Halen in the Van Allen Belt.

Original by Booyabazooka at English Wikipedia, idiot mutilations by me

Look at This Thing! Just Look at it!

An old illustration of a mole or shrew or something. It’s posed on a lump of earth surrounded by water and there’s no indication of scale so you can’t tell if it’s tiny and standing on a clump of moss or hundreds of metres tall and crushing a forest. It has webbed feet and a snake-like tail that doesn’t seem to attach to its body properly and a bizarre elephant-like trunk, and despite being an animal its face bears an expression of terrified desperation as if its family is going to be murdered if it doesn’t remain perfectly still for the artist. The picture is titled Sorex moſchatus Pall. which is certainly the kind of name I’d give to something this bizarre looking.

It’s probably meant to be one of these…

(Turns out it’s a Russian Desman (Desmana moschata) – which is even written on the image in French! – but I’m leaving the video)