This whole article reads like something out of The Onion.
”I’ve been in the whole hard dance/shuffling scene for quite some time,” Zach, 19, said.
Originally from Mount Isa, Zach moved to Townsville for work, and said he was surprised at how strong the shuffle scene was here.
”Being a DJ myself, I have experienced a lot of shufflers through two different towns,” Zach said.
”Most of the Townsville Shufflers go dancing at Bully’s at lockout when they play some of the hard dance music, which is what shuffling is basically good to dance with – hard beats and wicked melodies.”