Well, I am pleased to report that – after numerous medical tests – it turns out that I don’t have testicular cancer.
Not only would it have put a serious cramp in my style (and, you know, possibly killed me) but it would have completely ruined my upcoming holiday.
On the downside I now have no excuse to join a Fight Club 😉
Very glad that all is well in the happy sack section of the trouser department, sir. Must have been rather a scare. Very glad to hear the all clear. I’m not getting the Fight Club reference, though.
Thanks man. I wasn’t seriously worried as I’ve had this kind of thing before, but it’s still a weight off my mind.
You obviously need to read/view Fight Club again 🙂