Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive. Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
Judge: What is the point of all this?
Prosecutor: Your Honor, I’m so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time rating the superhunks.
— The Simpsons
So, in a similar vein…
THE THREE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD
(According to ME)
1: Canadian actress Alisen Down
2: Supermodel turned indifferent actress Mila Jovovich
3: [This entry has been edited by the censor under the Purple Wyrm protection act of 1997]
THE THREE CUTEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD
(yes, there is a difference)
(Also according to ME)
1: Canadian actress Neve Campbell (is this a pattern or something?)
2: German born American actress Alison Mack
3: Australian actress Abi Tucker (even if she was in Heartbreak High)
You can tell I’m bored can’t you? 🙂