Things you do not want to hear while waiting for a dental examination number 1….
Dentist: What did you do!?!?!?
Dental Nurse: I was just….
Dentist: You have to turn off the valve first!!
Dental Nurse: I did!!!
Dentist: You CAN’T have!!
Dental Nurse: I DID!!! That valve! There!
Dentist: *assorted muttered obscenities*
EARTH SHATTERING BANG ON DOOR TO EXAMINATION ROOM
Dentist: (poking head around door) We’re ready to see you now!