I Wouldn’t Go Near it if I Was You

by Purple Wyrm on July 31, 2012

…Plagued by the souls of the dead…

Mary Poppins to fight Voldemort in Olympic Opening Ceremony

by Purple Wyrm on July 25, 2012

Mary Poppins to fight Voldemort in Olympic Opening Ceremony?

Annual General Mouthoff

by Purple Wyrm on July 25, 2012

Strata company AGM last night – absolute clattering bag of madness. Usually only about 12 of us turn up. Since this isn’t (despite what BSG has taught us) a quorum, the meeting is adjourned for a week, at which juncture (…)

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Adelaide Hospital Abusing Petzold

by Purple Wyrm on July 24, 2012

On hold with the tech support desk at a hospital in Adelaide, trying to sort out a client’s email problems. They’re playing eight bars of Petzold’s Minuet in G Major for Broken Doorbell at me on a loop. In the (…)

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Merooww!

by Purple Wyrm on July 23, 2012

Sightings

by Purple Wyrm on July 23, 2012

I saw a UFO this morning. At this point people are probably going “Oh god! Don’t tell me he believes in UFOs! He’s insane! I’m never reading this blog again!”. To which I say “Of course I believe in UFOs! (…)

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Create an Album Game

by Purple Wyrm on July 20, 2012

1: Go to Wikipedia and click ‘Random Article’ – That is your band name 2: Go to Wikiquote, click ‘Random Article’ and pick a quote – The last 3 to five words are your album title 3: Go to Flickr’s (…)

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Not Dead Yet

by Purple Wyrm on July 18, 2012

Not dead – just busy. (Yes. With Minecraft. *sigh*) Hey you, don’t watch that! Watch this!

Holy Calamity, Scream Insanity

by Purple Wyrm on July 6, 2012

Herp Derp Particle

Lovely Spam

by Purple Wyrm on July 5, 2012

Enhance your Ewactwy Wo-um!