- Anyone who thinks that the world will end when they flip on the Large Hadron Collider in a few hours is an idiot.
- Anyone who goes to the trouble of sending death threats to scientists to try and stop them turning on the Large Hadron Collider is doubly an idiot.
- Anyone who thinks that transposing the ‘r’ and ‘d’ to turn the Large Hadron Collider into the Large Hardon Collider is clever is triply an idiot.
That is all.
PS: Don’t even get me started on the 2012 crowd.