Dio Alert!

His Flashing Eyes! His Floating Hair!

Confirmed magical powers of the individual known as Ronnie James Dio:

  • Apotropaic hand gestures
  • Transforming foes into rats
  • Shape shifting into a frog

Please inform your local authorities of any further observed instances of magic use by the individual known as Ronnie James Dio. Remember – an alert community is a safe community!

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