Finished A Storm of Swords the other day
Good News – Joffery is dead.
Bad News – So is everyone else.
Disordered Thoughts and Curmudgeonly Ramblings
Finished A Storm of Swords the other day
Good News – Joffery is dead.
Bad News – So is everyone else.
Luckily the next two books are fun loving romps, with lots of big weddings and happy families.
(Not really, how much would that suck)
“And so it happened that Cersei Lannister choked on a chicken bone, as did her brother Jaime, Stannis Baratheon, Littlefinger, Roose Bolton, every single Greyjoy, Martell and Frey, and anyone else I’ve forgotten about but who is annoying. Tyrion returned to King’s Landing to oversee the upbringing of his nephew Tommen who (against all the odds) turned out to be a wise and just king, and paid the best craftsman in the land to make him a prosthetic nose. Jon Snow rebuilt the wall twice as high as before and made peace with the Wildlings, after killing every last Other. Sansa and Arya Stark were reunited with their brothers, Brandon was healed by a magical raven and went on to rebuild Winterfell even bigger and better than before. Daenerys decided she quite liked the city where she was and stayed there, never threatening the shores of Westeros again. The good ended happily, the bad unhappily, and Hodor learnt to say ‘Rodoh’. The End!”