Just Another Day at the Office

by Purple Wyrm on March 10, 2014

You know you’re having a rough day when the only way to stay awake is to boot up the Fadades.


I’m experiencing the synergistic effect of coffee and Fadades in the morning right now. It’s enough to wake all the elder gods from the deepest depths of sleep at Cthulhu’s slumber party to which Azathoth wasn’t invited (and he’s mighty pissed off about it).

by Ryz on March 11, 2014 at 7:38 AM. Reply #

Well, Azathoth’s always pissed off. It ain’t easy being the idiot daemon sultan of all time and space, and those constant flute solos give him a headache – particularly when they insist on doing a five hour rendition of ‘Stairway to Heaven’.

by Purple Wyrm on March 11, 2014 at 10:36 AM. Reply #

Also, his glutinous devouring of the contents of Cthulhu’s fridge whilst everyone was trying to listen to the Triple J Hottest 100 didn’t win him any friends.

“[He] gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.”

by Ryz on March 12, 2014 at 4:04 PM. Reply #

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