It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is Doomed! DOOOOOMED!!

You know, it’s pretty much impossible for me to put into words how much I enjoy spam emails like this…

The massive downfall that will wipe out 49 out of 50 American states… If you didn’t watch this INCENDIARY broadcast yet, then it will take you by complete surprise. And unfortunately you won’t make it out alive, because what’s coming has the devil sign on it. And it was predicted in the BIBLE! Before the church managed to HIDE the tormenting prophecy. But 14 days ago this leaked video went viral, exposing how Obama and the unofficial church leaders fought long WARS to keep this information hidden. Until it was too late for anyone to do anything about it. This is the 18th link they put up in 14 days, and most definitely this site will be taken down again shortly. Watch this shocking video now This is an email advertisement that was sent to you by End Days Survival. If you wish to no longer receive messages, please click here to unsubscribe or write us at 44 main street, Douglas, South Lanarkshire, U.K.

Sure, they’re just trying to sell you food packs, or gold, or trying to get you to visit a site loaded down with viruses, but it’s so damn entertaining!

2 thoughts on “It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is Doomed! DOOOOOMED!!”

  1. Food packs ?. Cool…I remember them from the army..:) ration packs A > D in decreasing order of edibleness…except they all had tinned fruit cake…Oh, that i would kill to get hold of again…soo good.

    An ocd’s dream…all packed tiny and neat and labelled, YAY for packaged food..

    1. Some poking around online suggests you’re not the only one nostalgic for the old C-Rat fruitcake. But no one seems to offer a place to buy it, or a recipe, worse luck.

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