Colleague #1: Have you heard of the movie Labyrinth?
Me: Of course I’ve heard of the movie Labyrinth!
Colleague #1: Apparently it’s 27 years old today. I’ve never seen it.
Me: YOU’VE NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH!?!?
Colleague #1: What’s it about?
Me: David Bowie abducts an infant and dances around in tights with a bunch of muppets!
Colleague #1: ….
Me: It’s better than it sounds!
Colleague #2: I’m very confused right now…
Me: A lot of men feel that way after seeing David Bowie in Labyrinth!