A Brief Diversion

Tales of Roy the Koi.

Client: We’re holding the ceremony on the beach, so we’ll need a manta ray, or small shark of some kind.

Wedding Planner: You what?

Client: Well we can’t use a koi, they’re not salt water fish.

Wedding Planner: A koi?

Client: To symbolise the death of our single lives.

Wedding Planner: Is this a… Japanese thing?

Client: No.

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