by Purple Wyrm on July 17, 2016
I have arrived alive and well in Switzerland and in the last 48 hours have not only suffered oxygen deprivation on top of the Jungfraujoch, but carried a CPAP machine across what feels like half the Alps. It is quite a thing to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and have a snow clad mountain peering through the window at you.
Because nothing ever runs smoothly for me, my phone is refusing to connect to the local networks, which will prove a problem if it continues to the UK. Also, while I carefully noted down Helen and Ali’s mobile numbers, I somehow neglected to write down their email addresses, so I’m kind of flying blind communication wise. Ah well, it’ll work out in the end.
I’ll see if I can upload some photos to my Flickr account, although it’ll be a while before I can annotate them.
by Purple Wyrm on July 14, 2016
Flying out to Switzerland in the early hours of the morning. I think I have everything I need.
Too late to worry now anyway
by Purple Wyrm on July 5, 2016
By way of apology for yesterday’s monstrosity, here’s some electro swing…
Also, there is now Lego in orbit around Jupiter. This pleases me.
by Purple Wyrm on July 4, 2016
And yes ladies, he’s from Perth!
by Purple Wyrm on July 2, 2016
Accuse me of schadenfreude if you must, but watching Scott Morrison repeatedly invoke ‘the pre-poll!’ like some kind of magic charm against the Labour swing is deeply satisfying.
Hung Parliament here were come!
by Purple Wyrm on June 30, 2016
We have now entered the media blackout period for Saturday’s Federal election. Praise the lord for small mercies. If I had to watch another ad with Malcolm Turnbull droning …jobs. and. growth. jobs. and. growth… or Bill Shorten trying to convince us he’s not some sort of cunning, flesh-covered android I may well have gone spare.
It currently looks like the Libs will get back in, probably with a reduced minority. Not the ideal situation, but as long as they don’t get control of the Senate it won’t be a complete disaster. God alone knows what’s going to happen up there, what with the new Senate voting rules and the ever increasing numbers of insane micro-parties – let alone the fact that the double dissolution has put all the Senate seats up for grabs. Interesting times my friends, interesting times. Get your monkey paws ready.
I am currently in the last stages of preparation for my trip to the UK. Airbnb has decided that I am a human being rather than some sort of cunning, flesh-covered android which means I have organised some places to stay and will not have to sleep under a series of canal bridges. This, combined with getting enough stuff completed at work before I leave means I have not had time to do much else, hence the lack of updates.
I have started to develop the ability to recognise New Zealand postcodes. I’m not sure if this is for good or ill.
by Purple Wyrm on June 24, 2016
Well, it was a nice global economy we had there once.
Thanks Mr Farage!
by Purple Wyrm on June 9, 2016
Oh, this is something special!
That could possibly be an Australian, if they had a smoking induced stroke.
You have to wonder, if Plain Packaging is such a failure then why is the tobacco industry spending millions of dollars funding lobby groups like the “Property Rights Alliance” to stop it?
by Purple Wyrm on June 7, 2016
You know, when you say that your Subiaco store opens at 9:00am it would be nice for those of your customers who work for a living if it actually did open at 9:00am and not at 9:11am, by which point said customers have had to leave and catch a bus.
It would so be nice if your goddam website worked properly so your customers could do something as simple as updating their credit card details without having to go into one of your poxy storefronts in the first place.
by Purple Wyrm on June 5, 2016
I’m busy planning and stressing out about my upcoming Europe holiday, but in the meantime here’s a quick round up of the music that’s been “rocking my casbah” of late, as I believe all the cool young folks say nowadays.
First up, Grimes. I’ve already mentioned how obsessed I am with the scintillating Flesh Without Blood, but her follow ups are just as strong. Kill vs Maim is downright savage (You gave up being good when you declared a state of WAAAAAAAR!!) and get a load of the video version of California (which I think I actually prefer to the album version).
Secondly, Source by Fever the Ghost. The song is pretty good, but the real draw for me is the fantastic video clip, animated by Australia’s own Felix Colgrave. The dragon (named Long Morrison as it happens) and those two dancing… things…. are so cute!
And finally I was watching Rockwiz last night and when the “Million Dollar Riffs” section came up the band struck up a riff that absolutely paralyzed me. It was like when something reminds you of a dream that you’d forgotten, and it come slamming back into your brain with full force. It turned out to (of all things) be the intro to You Little Thief by Feargal Sharkey which is a song that I loved as a kid, but somehow completely forgot about. Not only is it a great song (a diss track about Maria McKee as it happens), but the video clip is daggily fantastic! I’m quite convinced that the KLF borrowed elements of it for Justified and Ancient and the Stadium House Trilogy.
Right, I’m off to do the washing up before it develops sentience and attacks me…