Weird Al Has Nothing to Fear

I’m a bat-pire,
Turn into a rat-pire,
Drink blood till I’m fat-pire,
Lioncourt Lestat-pire,

I’m a fang-pire,
Nosferatu clan-pire,
From the rafters hang-pire,
Classic monster gang-pire,

I’m a Vaaaaaaampire

BLEH!

*pipe organ solo*