Southward Ho!

Once a year I have a checkup with my sleep apnea specialist, and during said appointment he invariably asks if I’ve informed the Department of Transport about the drugs I’m on, prompting the following exchange…

Me: I don’t have a drivers license

Him: But… what if you want to go to Bunbury?

I suppose I could say that don’t need to go to Bunbury because the prescription he gives me meets all my amphetamine needs, but that would just be crass.