Herein follows a list of strange and random phrases that my brain has accumulated from sources both common and obscure over the many years it has been operating in this, the most irritating of all worlds.
At any given time it’s a fair bet that at least one of these rubrics is bouncing around inside my skull, getting in the way of my pretense of being any kind of normal or functional human being (and if it’s not one of these it’s likely a quote from The Simpsons).
Shall we duel with death machines?
That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog.
God. It is Danzig!
Stick. Your ass. Up. A pole. Today!
GO you big red fire engine!
I HATE CWAZY PEOPLE!
May I beg the thanks of Birmingham?
As a goat releases milk!
DROOM! DROOM! DROOM! DROOM!
Bread is good for you.
Oh, what a simply ghastly place!
Teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love.
Lamb-in-a-basket!
Tanned Legs.
Soup! Soup! Soup! Soup!
Why do you do it? POWAH!
Tabouleh no good for me!
Like a TIGHA!
I just didn’t think you were ready!
He promised me marriage!
My hypothesis is gone to the devil!
Excuse me ladies. You’re scantily clad and have nothing to do with the narrative. Therefore it’s sexist.
Morgan Morgan founded Morgantown.
Minnehaha has been checking her urine!
You. Accuse. Me?
Bloody wolves chasing me through some blue inferno!
Corn! Rich! Luscious! Nauseating Corn!
Predator bird!
I’m MC Horse and I’m here to say, my two main lines are rope and hay.
Why would a cephalopod have a skeleton?
I’m a horse, I’m a horse, I’m a grumpy old horse.
Doom! Doom! Take us all!
Obviously!
GHOST!!!!!! GHOST!!!!!! GHOST!!!!!! .?
Give me liberty or give me death or feed me!
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