Macbeth by William Shakespeare (Pretty good!)
The Legends of King Arthur by someone who I can’t quite remember (Plenty of fun to be had here)
A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin (Two words – Kick. Arse!)
The Collected Poems of Bruce Dawe (Moving along…)
Hamlet by William Shakespeare (Awesome!)
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens (OK, but a bit long winded)
Tess of the D’Urbevilles by Thomas Hardy (Not bad)
A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams (The Simpsons did it better)
The Go Between by L. P. Hartley (The past is a foreign country. They write fucking terrible novels there.)
I have a horrible feeling that Malki! has stumbled over a highly viable business plan.
In America at any rate.
You think you’re good eh?
A shiny new donkey for whoever can identify the following!
You know, I’ve just been feeling like crap lately. Dunno why, but I just can’t be arsed about anything. The world feels like a dead chunk of rock, pointlessly going round and round the sun. And, I mean, look at the sky – that big blue dome with the sun, and moon and stars and stuff? It might as well be a big cloud of toxic gas as far as I care.
And people – have you ever thought about how amazing a person is? How amazing it is that we exist? That we can think? We’re so adaptable -a human being can do just about anything, and if we can’t do it, we can imagine it. We’re the most amazing species the world has ever come up with, the most advanced animal on the planet – but I just can’t give a shit.
Your time starts now!