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How to Greet a Scotsman

by Purple Wyrm on June 17, 2014

Should one spy a Scotsman and wish to extend the fellow a friendly greeting, utilise the following procedure… 1: Gain his attention with a loud cry of “Och Aye!” 2: Make eye contact. Maintain steady eye contact throughout the following (…)

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