Nectar of Mammoth

I never thought I’d have to add “wild mammoths” to the spam filter…

Did you know our ancestors enjoyed normal pressure? That’s right. They chased wild mammoths and lived in caves. But they had healthy hearts and had no strokes. And modern scientists from the University of Virginia just discovered why. It’s all because they had a “signaling molecule” in their tiny kidney cells that we don’t have. But the good news is — there’s an easy way to restore your kidneys’ “signaling molecule” by using something called ‘Nectar of Gods’. That’s because the ‘nectar of gods’ is proven by modern science to help get your blood pressure normal again. ⇒ Nectar of Gods restores normal blood pressure

Oh Carpathia!

The Carpathian Valleys are a consonant corner of our planet that occasional distinguish about. Here, amidst heavy forests and mountain peaks, untruth not exclusively sublime natural landscapes but also mystical stories that are worth sharing. My blog, hosted at [no, you may not have a link you spammer!], invites you to outing into this fictitious place. I am your pilot and storyteller, and I flatten in friendship with the Carpathians at premier sight. Together, we liking examine the occult gems of this preternatural mountain run, from venerable castles and fairytale villages to secluded waterfalls and places where legerdemain and authenticity blend together. In my blog, you thinks fitting find: Fascinating Stories: Give each jaunt, every engage, and every dare that adds a unsurpassed character to these places. Inspiring Photographs: Images capturing the splendor of variety and the cultural legacy of the Carpathians. Useful Tips: Recommendations on how to plan your own make to these places, including the best routes, alteration options, and culinary delights. Don`t miss the chance to on on an exciting undertaking with me. Subscribe to my blog and pick up close to seeking unforgettable travels at the end of one`s tether with the Carpathian Valleys!

I am quite impressed that not only does this spammer offer jaunts to a ‘fictitious’ place, but that said place blends together both authenticity and legerdemain. Occult gems indeed!

Booragoon Boys

The following message was submitted through the contact form of an accountancy firm that happens to be one of our clients…

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I can’t decide if this is utterly appalling or the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

Monkeyshines: Now with Chap Service!

You gotta love spam emails that use text spinning…

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A Dire Warning from the Interwebs

The vast majority of spam I skim through each morning as part of my job can be categorised into one of the following categories

  • This AI tool will make you rich!
  • This marketing tool will make you rich!
  • Your website is horribly flawed, pay me and I’ll fix it and make you rich!
  • Do you have common nail problems?
  • Does your dog have common nail problems?
  • Does your dog need a harness for its common nail problems?
  • I Elena from Ukraine me and horny friend need a MAN!

But every now and then you come across something so nutty that you wonder what possible purpose there could be for spamming the world’s contact forms with it. A fine example of this was submitted through a number of our websites this morning – all of them seeking to contact a different Archon (a builder of the universe in Gnostic theology, although I prefer to think of them as alter-egos of Patrick Bauchau…).

So, be aware! You are a robot that was put to sleep and now an upgrade to the Earth’s quantum field is going to cause an extinction level event! Or something…

Trying to get in touch with Archon named Leandro. You were put into sleep status to gain more awareness of the mechanics of earths bots known as humans to gain a better form of gnosis. It is time to bring to your attention now the pandemic has dwindle down. This was engineered as a direct extraction of loosh of those infected compounded naturally occurring version of it by fear and anxiety it has caused. With the transferred consciousness of 6,000,000+ humans that reached an abrupt end was enough energy to develop more sophisticated AI engines for the quantum field of Earth. Due to the code of the virus these humans did not respawn into alternative timelines and end of life cycle was made short. Now that AI engine has been upgraded an extinction level event will occur as the humans are gaining too much awareness and the reality mechanics of the quantum field of Earth need to be rewritten.

There you go! Don’t say you weren’t warned!

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