Posts Tagged “Warhammer”

Audio Ghosts

by Purple Wyrm on March 26, 2017

I’ve spent a fair bit of time this weekend figuring out how to properly edit audio with Audacity. Which means the first episode of my and Rebecca’s podcast should be out soon! (What is the correct grammar for collective personal (…)

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SciFiGamers, My Part in Their Downfall

by Purple Wyrm on October 26, 2014

You know, it’s great when you see your kids grow up and achieve something in the outside world. About a year ago someone decided that the way to get ahead in life would be to set up a Tumblr blog (…)

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Lesser Known War Machines of the Astra Militarum

by Purple Wyrm on April 29, 2014

The Leman Russ Expectorator A rare model of Leman Russ battle tank, the Expectorater replaces its main armament with an Expectorator Cannon, which fires congealed globules of Space Marine phlegm at the enemy. The limited supplies of Astartes saliva (which (…)

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Happy Taumas!

by Purple Wyrm on December 20, 2013

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all cross the zone, Not a creature was stirring, not even a drone, The fire-ports were locked with their lasguns in place, In the hopes that an enemy would soon show his face, The (…)

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If you say hello to the dwarf, turn to page 8. If you kick him, turn to page 10.

by Purple Wyrm on July 24, 2013

This is hilarious! If David Cameron must ban anything, let it be Warhammer fantasy games But even more hilarious are the hopeless Aspies* in the comments who can’t seem to grasp the idea of satire, or who can grasp the (…)

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My Empire of Dirt

by Purple Wyrm on June 13, 2013

I’m having the kind of week where Trent Reznor lyrics are making sense to me. On the upside I’ve been having fun designing new Snoos for the Warhammer subreddit…

Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness

by Purple Wyrm on January 16, 2013

TV Tropes is not only an awesome site for general browsing, but (for some reason) it also has this great page on Asperger’s Syndrome. Read it if you want to know why I’m such a freakin’ weirdo 😀 Somewhat related, (…)

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Maths-Hammer 40k

by Purple Wyrm on January 13, 2013

There’s been a lot of trash talk recently about the impossibility of every Crux Terminatus containing a fragment of the Emperor’s armour. Well I’m here to set the record straight! The first thing we need to consider is how many (…)

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It’s finally happened, Bart – You’ve lost your mind!

by Purple Wyrm on November 5, 2012

For those not in the know, this weekend was Perth Open House 2012, which is part of an international movement that lets people in to buildings and facilities that are usually off limits to the general public. Ryan and I (…)

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Behold the Majesty of The Emperor’s Jaws!

by Purple Wyrm on June 3, 2012

Rather than spend my weekend doing anything constructive, I’ve wasted several hours on another bit of stupid 40k related javascripting – this time a random Space Marine Chapter name generator. This was inspired by a mention on 40k Radio of (…)

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