Posts Tagged “Warhammer”

Cartographic Armageddon

by Purple Wyrm on September 8, 2018

Guess what? I’m back on that 40k Mapping thing again! Behold Armageddon, one of the most fought over planets in the Imperium, with a Chaos invasion led by a Daemon Primarch, two Ork invasions led by Margaret Thatcher and the (…)

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On Cnossath and its Knights

by Purple Wyrm on August 19, 2018

Name Cnossath Prime Segmentum Segmentum Tempestus Sector Chiros Sector Subsector Skereig Subsector System Cnossath System Population 430,000,000 The Knight World of Cnossath Prime (or simply ‘Cnossath’) was discovered and settled by humanity at some point prior to M23. A temperate (…)

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‘Haven a Good Time

by Purple Wyrm on April 16, 2018

I have been a bit busy of late. My good friend Fabian has started up a Gloomhaven campaign in which I’m currently playing the Tinkerer. Naturally as a devoted Thrilling Intent fan I had no choice but to name him (…)

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Meanwhile on Necromunda

by Purple Wyrm on March 5, 2018

Ah Necromunda! Hive world of hive worlds! Star of the Araneus Continuity! The planet so trashed that they’re refining the waste left over from the last time they refined the waste just to keep things going! How we love thee! (…)

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Audio Ghosts

by Purple Wyrm on March 26, 2017

I’ve spent a fair bit of time this weekend figuring out how to properly edit audio with Audacity. Which means the first episode of my and Rebecca’s podcast should be out soon! (What is the correct grammar for collective personal (…)

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SciFiGamers, My Part in Their Downfall

by Purple Wyrm on October 26, 2014

You know, it’s great when you see your kids grow up and achieve something in the outside world. About a year ago someone decided that the way to get ahead in life would be to set up a Tumblr blog (…)

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Lesser Known War Machines of the Astra Militarum

by Purple Wyrm on April 29, 2014

The Leman Russ Expectorator A rare model of Leman Russ battle tank, the Expectorater replaces its main armament with an Expectorator Cannon, which fires congealed globules of Space Marine phlegm at the enemy. The limited supplies of Astartes saliva (which (…)

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Happy Taumas!

by Purple Wyrm on December 20, 2013

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all cross the zone, Not a creature was stirring, not even a drone, The fire-ports were locked with their lasguns in place, In the hopes that an enemy would soon show his face, The (…)

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If you say hello to the dwarf, turn to page 8. If you kick him, turn to page 10.

by Purple Wyrm on July 24, 2013

This is hilarious! If David Cameron must ban anything, let it be Warhammer fantasy games But even more hilarious are the hopeless Aspies* in the comments who can’t seem to grasp the idea of satire, or who can grasp the (…)

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My Empire of Dirt

by Purple Wyrm on June 13, 2013

I’m having the kind of week where Trent Reznor lyrics are making sense to me. On the upside I’ve been having fun designing new Snoos for the Warhammer subreddit…