Let us not got to Colorado Springs. It is a silly place.

by Purple Wyrm on March 10, 2017

Every episode of Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman ever…

A group of strangers roll into Colorado Springs. They are Jews/Poles/Gypsies/Ex-Slaves/Mormons/Circus Freaks/etc.

Dr Quinn: Welcome to Colorado Springs!

Old Shop Keeper: I ain’t sure ’bout these folks…

Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) We don’t like their kind round here!

Sully: (Says nothing because he’s off with the Cheyenne Indians learning ancient wisdom and modern environmentalism.)

Some time later

Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) We gotta send a message that we don’t like their kind round here!

Townspeople: We are easily led and will do whatever the surly drunk guy says!

Old Shop Keeper: I ain’t sure ’bout this…

Townspeople punch strangers and set their carts on fire

Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) We don’t like your kind round here!

Shortly…

Ex-Slave Blacksmith: Dr Mike! Come quick! There’s a riot! Again!

Dr Quinn: What are you all doing? These are people just like you! You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Townspeople: (Shuffle feet and stare at the ground)

Old Shop Keeper: (Shuffles feet and stares at the ground) Sorry Dr Mike…

Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) You need to keep your nose outta other people’s business Micheala! (Slinks away)

General Custer: (Glares threatening from the shadows)

The End

Let us not got to Colorado Springs. It is a silly place.

3 comments

The only reason I ever watched Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman was to Seymour of Jane.

Boom tish!

by Sir Spiffington on March 16, 2017 at 10:10 PM. Reply #

and you were watching it because?…..

by WesternWitch on March 18, 2017 at 4:08 AM. Reply #

Like I said: to Seymour of Jane.

boom tish!

Thank you. You’ve been a great audience!
I’ll be here all week.

by Sir Spiffing of Spiffington Manse on March 22, 2017 at 1:49 AM. Reply #

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