by Purple Wyrm on March 10, 2017
Every episode of Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman ever…
A group of strangers roll into Colorado Springs. They are Jews/Poles/Gypsies/Ex-Slaves/Mormons/Circus Freaks/etc.
Dr Quinn: Welcome to Colorado Springs!
Old Shop Keeper: I ain’t sure ’bout these folks…
Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) We don’t like their kind round here!
Sully: (Says nothing because he’s off with the Cheyenne Indians learning ancient wisdom and modern environmentalism.)
Some time later
Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) We gotta send a message that we don’t like their kind round here!
Townspeople: We are easily led and will do whatever the surly drunk guy says!
Old Shop Keeper: I ain’t sure ’bout this…
Townspeople punch strangers and set their carts on fire
Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) We don’t like your kind round here!
Ex-Slave Blacksmith: Dr Mike! Come quick! There’s a riot! Again!
Dr Quinn: What are you all doing? These are people just like you! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Townspeople: (Shuffle feet and stare at the ground)
Old Shop Keeper: (Shuffles feet and stares at the ground) Sorry Dr Mike…
Surly Drunk Guy: (Snarls) You need to keep your nose outta other people’s business Micheala! (Slinks away)
General Custer: (Glares threatening from the shadows)
Let us not got to Colorado Springs. It is a silly place.