Cunning, Flesh-Covered Androids

by Purple Wyrm on June 30, 2016

We have now entered the media blackout period for Saturday’s Federal election. Praise the lord for small mercies. If I had to watch another ad with Malcolm Turnbull droning …jobs. and. growth. jobs. and. growth… or Bill Shorten trying to (…)

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Brexit

by Purple Wyrm on June 24, 2016

Well, it was a nice global economy we had there once. Thanks Mr Farage!

The Austrian Govmint’s Pleen Pickaging Loh Ex Spearmint

by Purple Wyrm on June 9, 2016

Oh, this is something special! That could possibly be an Australian, if they had a smoking induced stroke. You have to wonder, if Plain Packaging is such a failure then why is the tobacco industry spending millions of dollars funding (…)

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An Open Letter to Vodafone

by Purple Wyrm on June 7, 2016

You know, when you say that your Subiaco store opens at 9:00am it would be nice for those of your customers who work for a living if it actually did open at 9:00am and not at 9:11am, by which point (…)

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Music Music Music Music (The fourth ‘Music’ is a typo)

by Purple Wyrm on June 5, 2016

I’m busy planning and stressing out about my upcoming Europe holiday, but in the meantime here’s a quick round up of the music that’s been “rocking my casbah” of late, as I believe all the cool young folks say nowadays. (…)

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