Try the Fish

by Purple Wyrm on October 31, 2015

RIP Al Molinaro. I always thought it was really decent of him to resume his role for Weezer’s Buddy Holly a decade after the end of Happy Days.

Hark! A Well Employed and Housed Gentleman:

by Purple Wyrm on October 28, 2015

Title: “SWEDISH” Panel 1: A Victorian gentleman in a cape and top hat is walking up the steps of a well-to-do house in foggy olde London Town. Panel 2: Now inside, the gentleman speaks – somewhat furtively – to a (…)

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Just be glad I don’t drink…

by Purple Wyrm on October 25, 2015

Burger King, Burger King, Does whatever a Burger King does, Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves at Burger King, Look out, he’s a Burger King, Is he strong, Burger King? He’s got radioactive blood, Can he swing, from a (…)

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Do You Believe in Life After Frud?

by Purple Wyrm on October 22, 2015

Channel 10 News should really take a look at their closed captioning. While I’ll happily support “Family Frud” taking over from the banal and pointless Family Feud any day, I’m not so sure about tomorrow’s predicted “60% chance of a (…)

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It’s Here!

by Purple Wyrm on October 21, 2015

Happy Back to the Future Day everyone! 🙂 If you want to be really technical about it, Marty and the Doc will materialise above Hill Valley, California at 7:29am Perth time tomorrow morning. But let’s steal a march on the (…)

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A Question for the Ages

by Purple Wyrm on October 20, 2015

Does you know, of any reason, laak medical or others, wha, if you eat laak ham or sumtin, and drink sum iced tea at, laak, de same time, laak in your stomach, dey makes dis, liquid, dat look laak ink?

No More

by Purple Wyrm on October 18, 2015

Apparently someone with an axe to grind has been distributing poorly photocopied duplicates of Pauline Hanson’s “No More” Facebook image to mailboxes in the northern suburbs (I won’t link to it, I’m not giving her the page views). While at (…)

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The Rallying Cry of the Irredeemably Dull

by Purple Wyrm on October 13, 2015

“They must have been on drugs!” says nothing about the process of creation. It merely outs the observer as someone so pathetically uncreative that they can’t comprehend original thought. It’s the rallying cry of the irredeemably dull.

Enter the Myrka!

by Purple Wyrm on October 4, 2015

Feel like I’ve been in a kind of holding pattern of late. All sorts of things I should be doing, but just lacking the energy or motivation to do them. I start every weekend thinking of things I’m going to (…)

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