State Tax Dodging Charges

by Purple Wyrm on September 25, 2015

Hi On Wednesday colleagues received public investigation order dispatched by Internal Revenue Rervice. Authorities are incriminating You tax evasion that is allegedly a serious crime and most probably would lead to grave consequences. Attached kindly see scanned copy of the (…)

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Lashings of Ginger Beer

by Purple Wyrm on September 21, 2015

Walking across the moors one day, Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy the dog witnessed the collapse of the Roman Republic. “Gosh!” said Timmy the dog.

Still Mining that same Rich Vein…

by Purple Wyrm on September 18, 2015

“You’ve got your medical waste in my industrial effluent!” “You’ve got your industrial effluent in my medical waste!” “Together they taste like Krispy Kreme!”

The Alleged Confectionery

by Purple Wyrm on September 17, 2015

Against my better judgement I ate a doughnut from the much lauded Krispy Kreme today. The dough tasted like medical waste, and the jam was like something extracted from a drum snuck out of chemical plant at three in the (…)

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Intimidated

by Purple Wyrm on September 15, 2015

For what it is, Skepta’s Shartdarn ain’t bad. It’s definitely got something. But get a load of the sample – taken from a caller to a British talkback radio show – at 1:50… A bunch of YOUNG men, ALL dressed (…)

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It’s On!

by Purple Wyrm on September 14, 2015

Well, we’re all waiting with bated breath to see whether the utterly appalling Age of Tony will be ended by the people’s hero Malcolm Turnbull. Who – if he succeeds – will more than likely turn out to be just (…)

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