Worms

by Purple Wyrm on July 12, 2015

I was musing on the historical origins of the rod of Asclepius in the shower this morning (as you do) and suffered another one of those attacks where my brain produces something completely awful and then won’t let me rest (…)

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Pros and Cons

by Purple Wyrm on July 9, 2015

Was almost gassed on the way to work today. The bus was so full of exhaust fumes that everyone was throwing open the windows despite it being only 5 degrees outside. Frostbite is, after all, mildly preferable to carbon monoxide (…)

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Ancient

by Purple Wyrm on July 7, 2015

So, Dawn Fraser has outraged the nation by saying that Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic should go back to where their parents came from. It’s a pretty bloody objectionable thing to say – no doubt there – but it reminds (…)

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It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is Doomed! DOOOOOMED!!

by Purple Wyrm on July 6, 2015

You know, it’s pretty much impossible for me to put into words how much I enjoy spam emails like this… The massive downfall that will wipe out 49 out of 50 American states… If you didn’t watch this INCENDIARY broadcast (…)

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Too Soon!

by Purple Wyrm on July 2, 2015

Q: How do Reavers clean their battle harpoons? A: Put them through the Wash