It Begins

by Purple Wyrm on November 28, 2014

My landline is being very erratic. Telstra are going to come look at it, then decide whether they’re going to charge me for coming to look at it. Don’t know how often I’ll be able to hop online over the (…)

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I Invented a Word!

by Purple Wyrm on November 24, 2014

“Amesonym” a (without) + meso (middle) + nym (name) A person with no middle name. Use it responsibly folks!

How to Boost Your Flickr Stats

by Purple Wyrm on November 24, 2014

Put the word “Cock” into the description. In the last two days my recently posted photo of Green & Co has had over 40 views from people searching for “cock”, “penis or cock”, “cocks”, “penis or cock or xxx” and (…)

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Oh the Humanity!

by Purple Wyrm on November 20, 2014

This article is just too funny! I mean a Murdoch Journalist couldn’t possibly have a reason to criticise Netflix, could they? FOR the past 12 months, Aussies have been begging for US TV and movie streaming service Netflix to launch (…)

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Not Rude

by Purple Wyrm on November 20, 2014

Once again the blog has stopped sending me emails when people comment, so please don’t mistake my lack of response for rudeness – it’s merely ignorance 😀 As of yesterday I’ve upgraded to version 4, so maybe that will fix (…)

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International Addressing

by Purple Wyrm on November 19, 2014

One shouldn’t laugh at foreigners for getting things that are obvious to oneself completely wrong, but sometimes it’s pretty hard. For instance, the person from the UK who wrote us an angry email today because they couldn’t use one of (…)

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An Observation

by Purple Wyrm on November 10, 2014

In Australia ‘route’ is pronounced ‘root’. But ‘router’ is pronounced ‘rauter’. Now, can anyone tell me why? 🙂

Whu?

by Purple Wyrm on November 6, 2014

Sometimes the brain experiences something so strange, so weird, so outside of normal, everyday expectation that it simply shuts down in protest. For example… Let us not go to Japan. It is a silly place.

Whales

by Purple Wyrm on November 5, 2014

A question on Family Feud today was “Name a type of whale”. This is probably the only time in Australian TV history that a studio audience have cheerfully yelled out the word “Sperm!” (Outside of D.A.A.S Kapital anyway…)

That Great 80’s sound

by Purple Wyrm on November 4, 2014

Here’s something to try. Put on your headphones, load up Rooms on Fire by Stevie Nicks, then mentally block out Ms Nicks’ gravelly singing and just listen to the music. Knock out the jingly bells, sharpen up the quality a (…)

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