Dubstep Achieves its Final Form

by Purple Wyrm on July 30, 2014

Where are they now?

by Purple Wyrm on July 29, 2014

Much has been made of the fact that this year is the tenth anniversary of the end of seminal 90’s sitcom Friends (half of which was of course set, filmed and broadcast in the 2000’s). So with that in mind (…)

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Dagnabit!

by Purple Wyrm on July 29, 2014

It occurred to me today that “Hairway to Steven” was an awesome pun. So I looked it up online to see if anyone else had ever had such a brilliant brainwave. Turns out that the Butthole Surfers had the same (…)

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Oh Hooray

by Purple Wyrm on July 17, 2014

So, the Senate repealed the Carbon Tax today. Well, at least we’ll all be rich when the oceans rise, the crops fail and Queensland is overrun by Pacific Island refugees. (Pro Tip: No, we won’t be rich)

I No Longer Fear Death…

by Purple Wyrm on July 15, 2014

…for I just listened to 50 minutes straight of Weird Al’s polka medlies. Fifty minutes! In a row! Think you’re hard enough?

THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME!

by Purple Wyrm on July 10, 2014

There’s this guy, right? And he has this power, but he doesn’t know what the power is, just that he has it. And to find out what it is, he has to go on, like, a quest, and in the (…)

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I don’t know why my brain keeps coming up with this kind of garbage…

by Purple Wyrm on July 9, 2014

Goin’ to Nag Hammadi, gonna have myself a time, Gnostic Gospels everywhere! Ancient texts without translation!

Did you know that Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable?

by Purple Wyrm on July 8, 2014

Well, he *did*…

Wizard People, Dear Reader

by Purple Wyrm on July 6, 2014

This thing has existed for 10 years and I’ve only just heard about it!? It’s genius!

More Information that You Strictly Require

by Purple Wyrm on July 3, 2014

What is the scariest fact you know? Hiding inside your body, right at this very minute, is a spooky skeleton. What do you think causes autism? Underground mole men zapping pregnant women with beam-rays to bring about the downfall of (…)

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