Insomniac

by Purple Wyrm on May 31, 2014

Was lying awake at 3:00am this morning completely unable to remember the first verse of Jingle Bells. I have no idea why I needed to remember this in the wee hours of late May, but it was driving me nuts. (…)

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Spiderman, Spiderman…

by Purple Wyrm on May 28, 2014

Many, many years ago my Dad happened to get a copy of The SAS Survival Handbook out of the local library. I found it fascinating – page upon page of advice on navigation, first aid, locating and trapping food, building (…)

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As the Sun Rises Slowly over Darch

by Purple Wyrm on May 24, 2014

There had been a major storm on Thursday. It’s important that you know this. A couple of weeks back my good friend Matt was in town from Switzerland. As this is something that – given the appalling cost of air (…)

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M.C. Surveyor General in the Upper House

by Purple Wyrm on May 20, 2014

People are currently expressing a great deal of surprise that the hip-hop term “diss” (that is to disrespect someone) first appears in the December 10th 1906 edition of Perth’s own Sunday Times. Those of us familiar with the history of (…)

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Regarding the Budget…

by Purple Wyrm on May 14, 2014

(I don’t know who created this work of genius, but kudos to them! Kudos!)

The Trust Game

by Purple Wyrm on May 13, 2014

Just got an email from the FBI informing me that the FBI agents I’m (apparently)  dealing with to obtain the money I’m (apparently) owed by the Nigerian Government as compensation for all the money I (apparently) lost to 419 scammers (…)

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Gigantic

by Purple Wyrm on May 12, 2014

So there was just a new Apple ad on TV. One which grabbed my attention with an unmistakeable baseline… My first reaction was “Holy crap! That’s Gigantic!! Awesome!”. My second reaction was “Uh… do Apple realise what that song is (…)

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Mondegreens

by Purple Wyrm on May 8, 2014

We’re goin’ to the middle and the edge of the night, Here’s a joke, here’s some wine, and it’s on me,

Why Denys shouldn’t be allowed contact with other Sapient Beings

by Purple Wyrm on May 6, 2014

Every time I hear about the latest atrocity by Boko Harum, I can’t help but think “Wow, they’ve really turned since A Whiter Shade of Pale“

Notes on Physics

by Purple Wyrm on May 4, 2014

The Probability Maxim: All possibilities are played out somewhere in Probability. The Probability Paradox: Probability travel links universes into continua that invalidate the Probability Maxim. First noted by the Wyrm philosopher Ryzan in 720 BC. Artonic Quantum Theory: Artonic energy (…)

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