Yeah!

by Purple Wyrm on August 21, 2013

You know I really like Tennis Courts by Lorde… But I can’t help but think of this lamb every time the chorus cuts in…

From the Trenches

by Purple Wyrm on August 20, 2013

I just recoded a client’s system to make 2 requests to the database in place of 16,000. This would count as a triumph of programming skill if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m the idiot who coded it to (…)

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Vital Information

by Purple Wyrm on August 19, 2013

If you don’t understand this, then you SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE!Source: Chickennation.com

Dance Across the Floor

by Purple Wyrm on August 19, 2013

As inspired by the late dancepocalypse on Whitechapel… Recommended Soundtrack

Karaoke is not Good for You

by Purple Wyrm on August 8, 2013

This is really impressive… (Man, this blog is just turning into a collection of YouTube videos isn’t it?)

Chris Brown has Left the Building

by Purple Wyrm on August 7, 2013

Chris “I beat women for fun” Brown is apparently quitting the music industry. If I actually believed for a second that he’d stick to this I would issue a call for wild celebrations, but seriously, how long will it be (…)

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La La La

by Purple Wyrm on August 6, 2013

This is surprisingly not bad…

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Don’t

by Purple Wyrm on August 5, 2013

How can you make arguably one of the Beatles worst songs actually sound good? Shift it to a minor key! To my ears it sounds like Gorillaz covering Madness, but maybe that’s just me.

Tyra Banks is the Mind Killer

by Purple Wyrm on August 5, 2013

I have a high tolerance for crap. I mean I listen to the Legendary Stardust Cowboy for entertainment. I would happily watch Manos: The Hands of Fate without the MST3K commentary. But man… Recently I’ve been listening to a very (…)

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