Pacific Rim

by Purple Wyrm on July 31, 2013

Saw Pacific Rim last night, and I had some things to say about it. Spoilers ahoy! First up, I really enjoyed it. It could not be said in any way to be an intellectual or thought provoking film, but if (…)

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I’m So Very Sorry…

by Purple Wyrm on July 28, 2013

In the Isles of Japan, There’s a place called Tokyo, That’s where we wanna go, To get away from it all… Bodies in their pods, Temples to the Shinto Gods, We’ll be falling in love, To the rhythm of a (…)

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If you say hello to the dwarf, turn to page 8. If you kick him, turn to page 10.

by Purple Wyrm on July 24, 2013

This is hilarious! If David Cameron must ban anything, let it be Warhammer fantasy games But even more hilarious are the hopeless Aspies* in the comments who can’t seem to grasp the idea of satire, or who can grasp the (…)

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Sweet Liquor Eases the Pain

by Purple Wyrm on July 23, 2013

Goddamn I love codeine! That sounds good doesn’t it? What I actually mean is that my shoulder (which has been problematic for years) has really been playing up for the last couple of days and making my life a misery. (…)

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Heat

by Purple Wyrm on July 17, 2013

I know temperature isn’t as simple as marks on a thermometer. I know buildings in the UK are built to retain heat, while ours are built to repel heat. I know acclimatisation, habit and even wardrobe have a big effect (…)

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Slow News Day

by Purple Wyrm on July 17, 2013

From that august and trusted news organisation, the ABC… Onlookers at the Perth District Court were bemused when a goat wearing a hat walked up the court stairs this morning…

Future Music

by Purple Wyrm on July 16, 2013

A picture of the future of music? Imagine the son of the founder of Motown Records shouting wiggle wiggle wiggle and shoving his crotch into a human face – forever.

Poetry

by Purple Wyrm on July 10, 2013

There once were some Cultural Attaches, Who suffered most terrible heartaches, When the wind rushing through, Caused them to cough, And detached – one by one – their mustaches,

500 XP for Dancing on the Table

by Purple Wyrm on July 10, 2013

Speaking as a veteran Dungeons and Dragons player and Dungeon Master, I can confirm that this is exactly what game sessions are like… I can’t count the number of times I ordered my players to murder small children! I’d like (…)

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Motorway

by Purple Wyrm on July 8, 2013

Today’s Google Doodle (commemorating 66 years since whatever the hell happened at Roswell happened) is fantastic. It took me a little while, but I figured out how to recover all the alien’s ship parts and send him safely on his (…)

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