The Gods Hate Trees!

by Purple Wyrm on April 17, 2013

I’m quite ill at the moment, which is probably why I think this is an amusing idea… Westeros Baptist Church News Release THANK THE SEVEN FOR THE DEATH OF JOFFREY BARATHEON! WBC TO PICKET THE FUNERAL OF ‘KING’ JOFFREY The (…)

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Boston

by Purple Wyrm on April 16, 2013

It’s weird. I find myself hoping that the bombs were planted by some home-grown American psychopath, as opposed to a foreign militant group. I guess I still find the aftermath of the 911 attacks so horrible that I’m afraid of (…)

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Zoids!

by Purple Wyrm on April 15, 2013

Ha! Zoids! As a kid my brother and I had the Malder, Molga, Aquadon, Elepantus and Gorgodos. I’m sure I’ve still got them somewhere. Maybe I should find them and put them on Ebay…

Crazy Bioshock Inifinite Theories Number One

by Purple Wyrm on April 14, 2013

I suspect that the developers of Bioshock Infinite didn’t actually want to use Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in the game. I think they wanted Time After Time, but they couldn’t get the rights. Why? Several of the other anachronistic (…)

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Jerusalem

by Purple Wyrm on April 11, 2013

Imagine a train. A steel black, armoured train drawn by a massive behemoth of a steam engine which groans slowly into life, accelerating out of the station and onto the tracks, its whistle howling bleakly into the night. As far (…)

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While we’re on the Subject…

by Purple Wyrm on April 10, 2013

Russell Brand (of all people) has some excellent thoughts on Margaret Thatcher in the Gruniard. That’s all – move along.

Thatcher – Can You Catch Her?

by Purple Wyrm on April 9, 2013

Well, Baroness Thatcher has shuffled off the mortal coil. Can’t say I was a fan of her or her policies, but one shouldn’t speak ill of the dead (they have strange powers!). I am however reminded of the postcard produced (…)

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The Hound of Tindalos in Ye Olde Magick Shoppe

by Purple Wyrm on April 8, 2013

Spent  a very enjoyable Saturday evening at Bek’s place playing a game of Arkham Horror. We faced off against Nyarlathotep and did so well at closing Gates and keeping the number of monsters down that the Terror Track never even (…)

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Status Update

by Purple Wyrm on April 5, 2013

Feeling tired, run down and depressed. Probably ate too much chocolate over Easter. But hey, it’s Friday. With enough caffeine and Mates of State I should be able to make it to quitting time, then I can sleep all weekend. (…)

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