Why I Don’t Support Gay Marriage

by Purple Wyrm on March 29, 2013

“What!?” you say. “Bleeding-heart left-winger Purple Wyrm doesn’t support gay marriage!? Has the world gone mad!?” well, read on and I’ll explain. I don’t support gay marriage, because I don’t support straight marriage. Let me clarify. What is marriage? Fundamentally (…)

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The Pony Problem

by Purple Wyrm on March 27, 2013

The other week, this happened… The Internet—the global system of interconnected networks that’s become an increasingly central means of commerce and communication capable of bringing far-flung civilizations together—reached its apex this week, after a man claiming to be the fiancé (…)

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TROLL METAL

by Purple Wyrm on March 22, 2013

Oh, like I seriously wasn’t going to troll you!

Denys Knows Nothing About Death Metal

by Purple Wyrm on March 21, 2013

Seriously, I know almost nothing about death metal. I can identify it when I hear it, but I am completely unable to distinguish good death metal from bad death metal, or identify or discuss any subgenres of the form that (…)

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This Guy Gets It

by Purple Wyrm on March 20, 2013

Ryan Pequin – Three Word Phrase

Lol Film

by Purple Wyrm on March 19, 2013

lol film

The Townsville Shuffle

by Purple Wyrm on March 15, 2013

This whole article reads like something out of The Onion. ”I’ve been in the whole hard dance/shuffling scene for quite some time,” Zach, 19, said. Originally from Mount Isa, Zach moved to Townsville for work, and said he was surprised (…)

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Popery

by Purple Wyrm on March 14, 2013

Some facts about the new Pope… The first non-European Pope in 1,272 years The first Pope from the Americas The first Pope from the Southern Hemisphere The first Latin-American Pope The first Jesuit Pope (which must be sending the conspiracy (…)

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I Want it All

by Purple Wyrm on March 14, 2013

In honour of Pope Frankie the 1st, the Wyrmlog is proud to present this… That is all.

Le Docteur Est Dedans

by Purple Wyrm on March 12, 2013

So I was casting about for something to watch on TV last night, and noticed that there was an episode of Doc Martin scheduled on SBS 2. Naturally I abandoned all thought of watching anything else because, after all, Martin (…)

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