Your Weekly Spam Report

Oim takin’ this ta tha Proim Minista!

You know, as much as I’d like to think that the Tax department describes itself as the “Guv” and opens its emails with “G’day”, I rather suspect that this is a phishing scam…

G’day
We checked your account and we need to refund you 210.75 AUD.Please verifiy your account to receive your Tax Refund.
We also provide you a link to your account , for you to do a faster transaction.
Link to my account
P.S. Our staff needs to clarify your account status in the next 24 houres.We are sorry for the problems we may cause.

Best Regards,
Australian Guv. Tax Refund

Shame. An extra $200 would be useful ๐Ÿ™‚

Time to buy a lottery ticket!

Wish that dream about Kelly Clarkson would come true…

Dreamt that I was caught in an earthquake last night. Woke up to discover there’d been one in Melbourne.

I’ve obviously become psychic!

(Now if only that dream about Kelly Clarkson would come true…)

The Mind Boggles

Well, don’t we all?

There are some things you come across in life that, although puzzling, you really don’t want to know more about, because the explanations that occur to you are far more fantastic and entertaining than the reality could ever actually be. The speculation in your head is better than the facts.

As such I present this screen capture from Tyra Banks’ now defunct talk show Tyra

How could any real explanation for that be better than the ones you can make up?

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